Nothing says classic romance like a scatter of rose petals. Lay them on the bed, in the bath or on the stairs up to your boudoir to set the scene for a night of seduction. Unlike real petals, they don’t wilt and you can keep them in the bag for next time!&..
Size matters…but only when it comes to what mug to put your tea in and we’ve got the perfect mug for you. The phallic pattern is juuuust about subtle enough to get away with. This many penis’ are always better than one, but no number of dick will be better..
Breakfast in bed just got naughty. This Willy Egg Fryer makes the perfect treat for your favourite egg (or willy) lover. This naughty novelty is super-simple to use and gives maximum laughs. Simple place the iron mould into a hot frying pant, crack your eg..
Lather up with this naughty novelty willy soap on a rope. Not only does it look divine, it smells phenomenal!*Not for internal use* Ingredients: Sodium Palmate , Sodium Palm Kernelate, Aqua, Sodium Chloride, Glycerin, Tetrasodium EDTA, Tetrasodium Etidrona..